mr man k anecdotes

k: Mooom -- i think my butt just delivered a skunk, it smells baaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!! Whew! 

me: really? 

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k: oh mommmmm
me: yes love.
k: i have the haircups - they scaaaare me.
me: you have the what?
k: the HAIRcups. like thomas.
me: you mean the hiccups?
k: yaaaa that's what i said! the haircups!

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k: moom! i don't know what happened?!?!?

me: did it happen to land in the dishwater?

k: i don't know what happened!!??!?

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k: there is something wrong with my shirt?

me: what is wrong with it? it looks fine to me.

k: it's missing the arms.

me: it's called a muscle shirt - shows off your musKles (mus-K-les)

k: no, it's a tarzan shirt.

me: why is it a tarzan shirt?

k: because only jungle boys would wear shirts with no sleeves and i have on no pants!

me: really? why would jungle boys have no sleeves?

k: maybe a aminal ate them!

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me: omg k! you have mad gas tonight! you stiiiink!

he comes up..
pulls down his underwear..
bends over .. i see his peep hole.. and he proceeds to say..
(while on his head)
 

"did I shart!?"