My first wave of appliances that I was banned from was toaster ovens, after an uber embarrassing experience of catching my parents kitchen on fire, throwing water ON an electrical fire, and having the alarm system have the fire trucks show up at my house. (Insert mortified look) I was banned from the ever owning a toaster oven club.
Now it's onto the microwave. My first microwave died randomly one day, just stopped heating food. I was less than impressed and I never realized how much I actually USE a microwave (Yes, I am aware of the health concerns that comes with zapping my food). So I scrambled and scrambled to find another on my very tiny budget, and was lucky enough to have a friend give me an old one of theirs. So, i've had this one since November. Yes, thats only FOUR months ago, not long ago at all did I get this puppy in my hands, and now, it has succumbed to the death touch of me. *facepalm*
So it's official. I am banned from the club, the microwave club. I am no longer cool. *sigh*
I am telling you it's an appliance conspiracy and next my fridge will stop working and i'll have to start living off of the land.